Category:Chapters


 * Chapter 1: Virgil Walks Down the Street (But is Emo About it)
 * Chapter 2: Local Emo Complains About his Apartment and gets a Weird Phone Call
 * Chapter 3: Astronomer Guy Too Good, Too Pure for This World
 * Chapter 4: Prince Dude Finally Shows Up
 * Chapter 5: Local Emo Needs to Chill
 * Chapter 6: Local Baker Oblivious to Awkward Encounter
 * Chapter 7: Prince Dude goes on a Pony Ride
 * Chapter 8: Local Vigilante Forced to Witness Unbearable Levels of UST
 * Chapter 9: Local Idiots Need to Work on Communication Skills
 * Chapter 10: Local Emo's Skill in Making Bad Decisions Unparallelled
 * Chapter 11: Local Prince Dude has a Name-Calling Kink
 * Chapter 12: Local Friends Have a Wonderful Time and Nothing Bad Happens
 * Chapter 13: Local Bad Guy: "What? No, I'm definitely a good person."
 * Chapter 14: Local Prince Dude Gives up Life of Celebrity Status to Become Merman
 * Chapter 15: Local Villains Fight Through Power of Sheer Sass Alone
 * Chapter 16: Local Prince Dude is a Shakespeare Hoe, and You can Quote Me on That
 * Chapter 17: Local Astronomer has a Library Kink
 * Chapter 18: Local Villain Convention Definitely Goes Well
 * Chapter 19: Local Vigilante Advocates Shooting People as Solution to Relationship Problems
 * Chapter 20: Local - actually, no. screw formatting everything has gone to hell
 * Chapter 21: Everyone Walks Down the Street (but is less emo about it)